Goodr OG Siren's Booty Call
Goodr OG Siren's Booty Call
Goodr OG Siren's Booty Call
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Goodr OG Siren's Booty Call

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TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."

IS A SIREN A MERMAID?


Are they part-fish or part-bird? Why did they distract sailors? Did they eat humans? Or did they make ships crash for sport? And if their songs were so good, why do today's sirens sound terrible, like "EEEoooEEEoooEEEooo"? Why? WHY? WHY?!?! Stop worrying about the logistics and enjoy the booty call.